As a copywriter, I personally enjoy the sarcasm of this sign. But, in the interest of effectiveness, I would recommend a more direct approach. Maybe we should take this to focus-group testing.

Apologies for the blurriness and crappy iPhone quality image. I was afraid of being attacked by sprinklers.
If for some crazy reason you can’t make out what this sign says, it reads:
Now appearing
“Patches of Brown”
Brought to you by the generous donation of
Dog Urine
PLEASE Walk your dog elsewhere. Thank you.
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Taken at the corner of Chicago Ave. and Larabee
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July 7, 2009 at 11:10 am
That’s fantastic! I need one of those for my yard. Kermit has a number of doggy “friends” who all enjoy pooping on our lawn when they visit. Too bad they can’t read…