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Santa moonlights as a CTA conductor

Chicago sure goes all out for the holidays. Point in case: the million lights up and down Michigan Avenue, trumpets and holly flanking Macy’s, and the Chriskindlmarket in full swing. And let’s not forget the CTA holiday train.

I was waiting on the train platform after work last Thursday, replaying the dreary events of the work day through my head. Then, the CTA holiday train pulled up.  Day —> turned around. I’ve only been on the CTA holiday train once in the past six  years. Happy surprise.

Lights! 

Elves!

Santa seats and holiday music!

Not pictured: Santa. Or my new BFF, Emily. The cutest little girl sat next to me on the holiday train. We made pizzas on her dad’s iPhone. We shared kitty stories. She asked me if I had babies (seriously, you too, Emily?). And then she called me her best friend. All of this occurred within the span of four stops.

So, even though I haven’t bought one Christmas present yet, I’m starting to become less of a Scrooge. I can’t get behind the mad commercialism of the season or the nonstop made-for-TV Lifetime Christmas movies. But the CTA holiday train? I can get behind it.

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RIP Tom Hanks?

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Did TMZ break news I haven’t heard yet?

Or is someone referring to Tom’s role choices in The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons? (I mean, come on, the movies weren’t that bad.)

There’s probably just a joke I’m missing. Typical.

Taken near the California Blue Line stop.

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Scenes from the CTA: Awkward convos and questions

I have a borrowed theory that everyone on public transportation is either miserable or acting like they’re miserable. I also have a theory that everyone is awkward, or at the very least, acts awkwardly. Point in case: last week on the train. I rarely take the train, but boy I am glad I did. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have overheard these gems.

Three best things overheard on the CTA last week

1. Business lingo

Scene: Brown Line, between Chicago and Sedgwick

Cast: Two (presumably) Lincoln Park girls

Dialogue: “I tried to google to find out the difference between a CEO and a COO. And I’m still confused!

2. Shirtless in Chicago

Scene: Red Line, around the Granville stop

Cast: Conductor to a particular passenger on a moderately full train

Dialogue: “Sir, I’m going to need you to put your shirt on.”

3. City talks

Scene: Red Line, around Lawrence

Cast: Three fashionable young guys in their mid-20s

Dialogue:

Dude #1: “There’s a great view of the Chicago skyline there.”

Dude#2: “What’s a skyline?”

(Blackout)

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Scenes from the CTA: Friends with problems

(Setting: Eastbound 66 Chicago bus, early morning, sitting between young men, late 20s to early 30s who have already been engaged in conversation)

Man 1: “That’s when I was locked up in Kane County.”

Man 2: “Haha. Where’s Kane County?”

Man 1: “Not too far from Chicago.”

Man 2: “Did you hear about Ray? Just got locked up for possession.

Man 1: “Aww, man, no way.”

Man 2: “Yeah he got 12-15 for possession. 125 bricks. Now, he’s trying to get an appeal. His lawyers are working on it.”

(Conversation continues. Topics include jobs and sons getting cell phones for making the honor roll)

Flash forward nine hours

(Setting: Westbound 66 Chicago bus. While standing and chatting with a co-worker, a young man is speaking VERY loudly to a twentysomething woman about his OCD)

Dude: “It’s not really about math. It’s something inside my head. An anxious feeling that makes me turn the light switch on and off a certain amount of times.”

Lady: “Oh wow.”

Dude: “I used to wash my hands until they were raw. And sometimes I’d clean my fingernails until they bled. It’s just something inside my head that I can’t explain.”

Lady: “Yeah a friend of mine’s friend has OCD and can’t be around anyone who’s ever touched a hooker or stripper. It makes him feel dirty.”

(Scene)

I’ve been caught off guard quite frequently lately by the oversharing of CTA passengers. There’s also the guy who was talking extremely loud into his cell phone about being fired from a security job that he never should have had in the first place because he had two felonies. And the man from the Ukraine who wanted my opinion on whether it’s better to be a doctor or a lawyer (he was studying to be lawyer). I’m not sure why, but I’m amazed by the nonchalant ease with which people talk about being locked up or having friends who are afraid of people who have touched hookers and strippers. These are things you don’t expect hear on your way to work or home.

It can be sad too when people overshare. I genuinely felt bad for the man who was talking about his OCD. I think he needed a friend.

Met any interesting characters on the CTA lately?

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Scenes from the CTA: The Ass Man

Date: April 7, 2010

Time: 5:46 pm

Location: 66 Chicago Bus

(Cold windy, Chicago day. The bus driver has just closed the door, and  high-powered executives, busy moms, hipsters and nerdy passengers struggle to hang on.)

Bus driver

Sir, could you please step back? I need to see my mirror.

Dude

There’s no where TO go.

Bus Driver

I can’t go anywhere until you move away from the mirror.

Dude

I can’t go anywhere unless it’s UP SOMEONE’S ASS!!

Bus Driver

Maybe that’s where you SHOULD go!

Dude

Maybe that’s where the CTA SHOULD GO!

(A juvenile, angry exchange between the Bus Driver and Dude about getting off the bus and needing to to make a radio show in 20 minutes proceeds as passengers look on quietly.)

Dude

(After a few minutes of welcomed silence)

Sorry if I grabbed someone’s ASS. It’s too crowded in here!!

Scene.

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Circle the wagons

Just because I haven’t posted in more than two weeks (inexcusable) doesn’t mean I haven’t seen anything odd around my neighborhood.

Like this wagon hanging out by the Division Blue Line station a few days ago.  From its rusty wheels and paint-chipped, wooden exterior, you might think  someone left it here circa 1940.

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Did the wagon run away from home and lose its courage once it saw the stairs?

Was the wagon a getaway vehicle for a renegade mother and her child on the run from the law?

The wagon certainly has a story, but it wouldn’t tell me. The wagon’s proximity to the stairs actually reminds me of a mischievous story my husband told me about himself and his brothers when they were kids. Apparently, Joe and his older brother talked his younger brother into being the guinea pig for riding down the stairs in a laundry basket.

I don’t recommend doing the same thing with the wagon. I can’t imagine it would end well.

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Need a new sports coat?

This lovely sports coat, located at the Damen and Chicago bus stop, could be yours!

Get this before it's gone!

Get this jacket before it's gone!

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Spitting games

I don’t ride the El that often anymore. I’m generally ok with that, especially after what I witnessed last night.

Heading toward the Loop to meet up with some friends, I took my seat on the Purple Line. I noticed a gentleman in front of me, and as I got comfortable, I observed the pleasant, clean scent he emanated. Passengers got on and off as the train made its way around the Loop. Watching carefully for the Washingon/Wells stop, I was interrupted from my iPod listening by a hacking sound. I look up and noticed that the man in front of me had spit on the floor. Really? Is that what we’re doing now? I was repulsed and regretted thinking that he smelled nice.

The culprit

The culprit. I was close to posting the spit picture, but I decided to spare you.

Luckily, I didn’t have to look at the puddle of spit for long because my stop came up. As I walked off the platform and down the stairs, I almost stepped in an unrelated puddle of spit. Gross. Just makes me wonder how often we step in others’ spit without noticing.

**Sigh**

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The CTA…starring weirdos like you and me

I’ve ridden the CTA almost every day for the past three and half years. When you add it up, that’s thousands of hours of priceless people watching and mental-note taking.

Most trips on the bus or train are rather uneventful and pass by quickly. But some days, I’d like to pull popcorn out of my purse and stay on past my stop to watch the duration of the show.  I’ve seen my share of colorful characters and smooth operators on the CTA. I’m sure you have as well.

The cast rotates daily, but here are some characters that can be seen riding daily:

  1. The Long Sigher: Undoubtedly, once it’s obvious that the bus is taking longer than usual to get to work, the Long Sigher begins his performance. It goes something like this: Soft sigh. Check watch. One minute passes. Check watch again, followed by a longer, louder sigh. Finally, the cell phone comes out and everyone on the bus hears: “Um, hi, it’s Jim. I’ll be in a little late.” We didn’t see that one coming.
  2. The Loud Phone Talker/iPod Listener: Scanning the bus, you’re bound to see several folks chatting away on cell phones. But there’s always one person who is talking more loudly, so loudly that even the people in the very back can hear that her roommate ate all the sour cream or that he’s soooo pissed at his boss. I usually am forgiving of the loud talking until I realize the person is not in fact speaking to his or her 90-year-old grandma. The loud iPod listener comes from the same breed as The Loud Phone Talker. He or she is also oblivious to everyone on the bus can hear what is coming out of their personal electronic device. And the fact that the Santana/Rob Thomas song really sucks.
  3. The Person with an Abusive Backpack: Have a seat, and you’re likely to get clocked in the face repeatedly by someone with a giant, abusive backpack. You’re probably too nice to say anything, so you endure the abuse for the rest of the ride.
  4. The Aggressor: The CTA brings out the worst in some people, especially the Aggressor. I’ve seen grown men on packed buses engage in shouting matches and verr on the brink of fist fights over the lack of personal space. I’ve also seen The Aggressor get so angry at an annoyingly boisterous dude that he turned around and yelled, “Do you EVER shut up?” My husband actually witnessed a full-on fight on the bus the other day. Oh, the joys of bus rage.
  5. The Weirdo: The CTA is a magnet and safe haven for weirdos. I’ve met a whole host of them. Some of the all-stars include woman-in-half-yoga-pose, nail-clipper-man and dude-carrying-an-opened-frozen-pizza. The weirdo that took the cake for me was man-with-a-cat-in-the-suitcase. That’s right. I once saw a man get on the bus with a cat in a carrier and a suitcase. The first assumption was that he was going on a trip. That was wrong. He sat next to a patient, young woman in front of me and began telling how he’d been displaced from his apartment due to a fire and had been living in a hotel with his cats. “Cats?” the woman asked. Yes, the man replied. There was a cat in the carrier and in the suitcase. But the man was sure the cat could breathe just fine because he was a doctor. The man coincidentally reeked of beer. To make a long story short, the horrified young woman in front of me eventually convinced the man to take the cat out of the suitcase and let it hang out on the bus. And…scene.
  6. The Passive Rider: The most common and most popular patron of the CTA. He or she probably looks a bit like you and me. He or she usually successfully completes a bus or train ride without being labeled as the weirdo or any of the aforementioned characters. At least he or she thinks.

Look for the performance soon. Coming to a CTA bus or train near you.

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Rockin’ the Suburbs

Living in the city, few occasions warrant a trip to the suburbs. In fact, many urban dwellers are oblivious to the fact that Chicago is not an island in itself. Everything is right out their front door, and even Target isn’t that far. Every once in a while, however, one such occasion pops up that requires a Metra trip, a journey that no doubt can take the urban dweller out of his or her comfort zone. One such occasion for me a few months ago was jury duty.

I had never received a jury summons in my years as a registered voter. And when my call of duty arrived in the mail one day, I naturally assumed I’d be spending a day downtown. “Wait, no. That says ‘Rolling Meadows.’ Where the hell is Rolling Meadows?…Anyone?”

Planes, trains and automobiles
Like most other kids who move to the city, my husband (then fiancé) and I downsized our cars, leaving us with one vehicle. I drive probably once a month, but it never fails that when I do need the car, the husband has to work. Which always trumps my need. So I did a little research and learned that it would take planes, trains and automobiles to the suburbs. It would all be part of the adventure, I decided.

Running late on the date of my civic duty, I took a cab to the Metra stop. The cab driver didn’t even know where the Metra picked up, but thankfully, I vaguely knew its whereabouts due to my last-minute research. The minutes on the clock inched closer and closer to my departure time. I knew that if I missed the train, I’d have to wait another hour and I’d be terribly late. I was sweating as I made it to the platform, only to discover the train was running behind. Thankfully.

Once on board, I relaxed in my cushy seat, enjoying a lack of urine and sweat smells that I’ve grown accustomed to on the CTA. I waited to be served champagne, but then I remembered that I really wasn’t traveling first class on a train through France. Damn. That would have been nice.

When the train arrived at my destination, I stepped outside to see a barrel of smoke rolling off the train car behind me. The generator had given out, leaving the train stranded with a pack of angry commuters. I spared myself from hearing the cursing and phone calls to the office; I had a bus to catch in 40 minutes. Yep, a 40-minute wait for a seven-minute bus trip. I politely asked a bus driver who was stopped at a stoplight (I hate it when people do this) and asked if this was the right bus. The right bus, yes, but traveling in the wrong direction. I was told to wait by the man (it was a woman) on the bench across the street. Once I got there, I looked around. No sign. I asked the woman if this was the bus stop. Yes. Apparently, Pace bus stops don’t have signs. How the hell are you supposed to know where to pick up the bus if you’re from out of town?

Having loads of time to kill, I made chitchat with the woman on the bench. She was a young professional who lived and worked in the area. She told me her apartment, where she worked and we even complained about the cost of living and sales tax. She told me it was as expensive, if not more to live, in Arlington Heights. It was nice, but I didn’t get it. I’m a city snob. The bus finally arrived a few minutes shy of 9 am. It also was a vast improvement over CTA buses with clean, soft seats and TV monitors that displayed the local weather.

After making yet another friend on the bus, a dude who actually worked at the courthouse, we arrived. I imagined myself in an English Court white wig declaring, “We the jury have found the defendant…” as I opened the door. The courthouse wasn’t as glamorous as I had imagined. It looked and smelled outdated. After completing a security process that puts the airport’s to shame, I arrived at the jury assembly room. I took my seat, and a 20-year old video came on that explained my role as a juror. And that, my friend, was the high point of being a juror.

The Waiting Game
I waited. And waited. And waited some more. I tried to actually get some work done, feeling guilty that I already had to take a day off at my new job. No internet connection and no cell phone usage allowed. So I waited some more.

At 11:30, the jury supervisor announced that we’d get a two-hour lunch break. There was no restaurant on premises but there was one at the Arlington Park race track across the street. Or you could drive somewhere. The thought of eating lunch with bookies and poor souls gambling their savings away made me feel depressed, so I headed to a McDonald’s that my bus friend told me about a half-mile away. As I finished my meal, the sky looked ominous. I decided to make a break for it before the rain began. Except that it starting pouring moment I stepped out. I grasped my busted umbrella for dear life and kept walking, cradling my brand new laptop like a baby. By the time I reached Arlington Park, where I could have eaten lunch with the bookies, I was soaked. I stopped for a respite. My hair and dress were drenched, and my umbrella was practically useless, thanks to the wind. I finally made it back to the courthouse with time to spare, and I felt self-conscious and uncomfortably wet as I walked back in the room. I was the only one who had been caught in the rain, possibly the only one without a car or common sense.

The next hour and a half flew by. I finally finished, The Great Gatsby, a book any English major like myself should be embarrassed that they hadn’t read. And, finally, we could go home.

As I left the courthouse, the sun was out (go figure), and the temperature was perfect. At least the day wasn’t a waste—I received $17.20 for my troubles. And my adventure to the suburbs wasn’t even a comparable to the trek that a dog-sledding dude I met had made. If he could fly all the way from Alaska for jury duty, I guess I could manage a trip to the suburbs.

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