Date: April 7, 2010
Time: 5:46 pm
Location: 66 Chicago Bus
(Cold windy, Chicago day. The bus driver has just closed the door, and high-powered executives, busy moms, hipsters and nerdy passengers struggle to hang on.)
Sir, could you please step back? I need to see my mirror.
There’s no where TO go.
I can’t go anywhere until you move away from the mirror.
I can’t go anywhere unless it’s UP SOMEONE’S ASS!!
Maybe that’s where you SHOULD go!
Maybe that’s where the CTA SHOULD GO!
(A juvenile, angry exchange between the Bus Driver and Dude about getting off the bus and needing to to make a radio show in 20 minutes proceeds as passengers look on quietly.)
(After a few minutes of welcomed silence)
Sorry if I grabbed someone’s ASS. It’s too crowded in here!!